The terrifying sound from the living room could only mean one thing - his wife had the girls around for a few chardonnays and a bit of Abba Singstar. He had no other choice. Plans to fake his death must be brought forward. [Diver walks into police station 270km away]

The terrifying sound from the living room could only mean one thing - his wife had the girls around for a few chardonnays and a bit of Abba Singstar.

He had no other choice.

Plans to fake his death must be brought forward.

[Diver walks into police station 270km away]

| Jan 13, 2011