[Gates wants geeks to build a better condom]
Bill Gates is looking to fund the development of a new generation of condom. The Microsoft-related puns are endless…
“Start up in Safe Mode”
“Log off” , “Restart”, “Switch User” or “Sleep”?
Plug and play?
PaperClip – “I see you’re trying to….”
McAfee preinstalled or do I need my own antivirus?
Will there be a blue screen of death?
Will downloading a security patch still fix bugs?
CTRL-ALT-DEL isn’t going to fix anything
Lets hope there’s no recycle bin.
<insert any joke about hardware errors>
“You must restart to complete the installation process”
"…has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience. If you were in the middle of something, the information you were working on might be lost.
Please tell Microsoft about this problem”
"The application is not responding. The program may respond again if you wait.
Do you want to end this process?”